And so it begins...

Allow me to weave a tale of intrigue, magic, and awe for you...

The year: 2005! I know it was 2005 as I was still using my small blue cell phone, and had yet to switch to the small black cell phone.

The Place: Camp Washington, Lakeside, CT!

The Time: Dinner!

The day was beginning to wind down, and i was seated at a round table in the dining hall with a group of campers. The topic of conversation turned to my magical airship, and the journey I had undertaken to the wilds of Northern Alaska. I had assembled a crew of young women who all happened to be named Becca, and as we soared above the slopes of Mt. Denali, I sighted, through the lens of my powerful air to surface telescope, a group of young wolverines leaping about the rocks and snow topped crags in a sprightly and agile fashion.

We brought her down to the surface to frolic with the youths of the wild. Upon closer inspection, it was discovered that not only were they sprightly and agile, but among their number was one member of the mustelidae family who posessed more than just a gluttonous knowledge of the Alaskan food chain, but a gleam in his eye, and an uncanny ear for the English language.

Thus, an era began, and the Magic Wolverine was born. He entered the world bright-eyed and bushy tailed as a spring squirrell, and ready to face down any challenge that may hurl intself into his path. He was like a child to me, a brainchild ready to occupy the minds of children of all ages in a pinch. A hero with power, wit, and a catchy theme song that sounded like it could be accompanied by an eighties hair band. He became immortalized in the minds of young people at Camp Washington, and in the minds of patrons of the local Mexican Restaurant on Karaoke night. His deeds would be taken from the woods of northwestern Connecticut to the plains of Illinois(without permission, but who's bitter), and he wood stand as an icon for truth, justice, creativity, and anthropomorpheses.

Thus I welcome you to the world of the Magic Wolverine's blog. What adventures will we take toegther? Who knows? What journeys through the uncharted realms of the human psyche will we endevour? They wouldn't be uncharted if I had any clue. Enter with an open mind, and an understanding that adventure is in the eye of the beholder, and you will not be dissapointed!

Welcome, and hang on, it's gonna be an interesting ride.